Artists everywhere work hard to sabotage their careers, compromise their
reputations, make sure they never get shows, ignore the advice of
gallery owners or advisors or coaches or consultants or anyone else
knowledgeable about how the business works, all in order to maintain art
world statures of consummate anonymity. In the interest of helping to
streamline this process, and as a public service to all artists who
cherish oblivion, I hereby offer the most expedient means of attaining
and solidifying lifelong stature among the ranks of the unknowns. So
are you ready to go nowhere?
